Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tradishns, selebrashns and famly bonds.....with 2 aquarian parents
No mattr yuor faith, ths is a speshl month isnt it. I'm one of those who will come rite owt and say Brite Blessings! Merry Christmas! and if yuo happn not to be earth-based or christian, I fully expct yuo tto respond wth yuor own! I dont no why peepl feel th need to throw a bunch of negatv arownd. any time of th year but espeshly during an obvesly happy time. if i say Merry Christmas and yuor jewish, holler back happy Hanukkah! if yuor athiest, just yell 'rite bak atcha!'
Happy Festivus!
Happy Yule. Britest blessings to yuo, truth. I love tradishn. th littl thngs. i tire of peepl who say christmas is too commershl. it is wwhat yuo make it. make it what yuo want it to be. i'v ben counting down on facebook, my versn of my constructn paper christmas chain as a kid. i did it wtth my own kids. decoratd links and made a chain and evry day we wod pull one link off and cownt down to christmas. wth my own kids, i added a 'do somthg' on th inside of th chain, like do sombody's chore in secret! or party supper! or bake cookys! it put th rite feel i wantd for th kids. we donated to th food bank and took mittns and gloves rappd up anonmsly to peepl. it was so fun.
it is what yuo make it.
iv got my gifts to rap. i love to do ths by th christmas tree. sippng Grand Marnier. and my packgs rival anythng coming owt of santa's shop! ribbns and bows and evry littl item rappd. tto me it looks magicl. my kids grew up wt tths. whn we , tom and i, got marryd it ws new to his kids. but tthay quikly enjoyd it!
What is yuor favrit charitbl thng to do during ths time? wht gets yuo reely feeling like santa?
just a persnl plug heer, my shop www.ThroughSarasEyes.etsy.com gives 10% of all net profits to thees charitys in a round robin form
Leukemia and Lymphoma Society
Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation
Lymphomation.org
American Cancer Society
lets walk tgethr thru time.....i'l show yuo some magic. keep in mind, i rap EVRYTHNG. so tho th gifts look tremendus! lol tthats th point. and its all gifts. frm all of us to us. owr kiddos have lernd to enjoy giving too. but let me wow ya a bit.......look thru th window wth me......
some wod say, holy shit!
but 5 kids, 2 parents and a dog in a pear tree.
and sides. underware and socks are rappd too. *snigger* but choclats and othr treets like tthat too.
imagin. 'oh. wow. tthanks. undrware.'
nope. we get the most retarded goofyst dingy boxers possibl.
and a t-shrrt shur to insult eech of them.
cos tthats what 2 aquarian parents DO. *evil grin*
Brite Blessings
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy(?) Kwanzaa
Happy Festivus
Merry Im-a-growch-and-dont-selbrate-anythng
*sniggersnort*
Happy Festivus!
Happy Yule. Britest blessings to yuo, truth. I love tradishn. th littl thngs. i tire of peepl who say christmas is too commershl. it is wwhat yuo make it. make it what yuo want it to be. i'v ben counting down on facebook, my versn of my constructn paper christmas chain as a kid. i did it wtth my own kids. decoratd links and made a chain and evry day we wod pull one link off and cownt down to christmas. wth my own kids, i added a 'do somthg' on th inside of th chain, like do sombody's chore in secret! or party supper! or bake cookys! it put th rite feel i wantd for th kids. we donated to th food bank and took mittns and gloves rappd up anonmsly to peepl. it was so fun.
it is what yuo make it.
iv got my gifts to rap. i love to do ths by th christmas tree. sippng Grand Marnier. and my packgs rival anythng coming owt of santa's shop! ribbns and bows and evry littl item rappd. tto me it looks magicl. my kids grew up wt tths. whn we , tom and i, got marryd it ws new to his kids. but tthay quikly enjoyd it!
What is yuor favrit charitbl thng to do during ths time? wht gets yuo reely feeling like santa?
just a persnl plug heer, my shop www.ThroughSarasEyes.etsy.com gives 10% of all net profits to thees charitys in a round robin form
Leukemia and Lymphoma Society
Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation
Lymphomation.org
American Cancer Society
lets walk tgethr thru time.....i'l show yuo some magic. keep in mind, i rap EVRYTHNG. so tho th gifts look tremendus! lol tthats th point. and its all gifts. frm all of us to us. owr kiddos have lernd to enjoy giving too. but let me wow ya a bit.......look thru th window wth me......
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| Lee, my dad, wth my kids th last christmas he was heer in this lite |
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| see? how prety thay ar rappd |
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| ths is th stocking extravganza. and yes the adult kids beet th crap owt of eechothr wt thos swrrds! |
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| owr party treets whn we put up th tree |
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| aaand a close up of thos pakgs. christmas explosn |
but 5 kids, 2 parents and a dog in a pear tree.
and sides. underware and socks are rappd too. *snigger* but choclats and othr treets like tthat too.
imagin. 'oh. wow. tthanks. undrware.'
nope. we get the most retarded goofyst dingy boxers possibl.
and a t-shrrt shur to insult eech of them.
cos tthats what 2 aquarian parents DO. *evil grin*
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| Mr and Mrs Satan |
Brite Blessings
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy(?) Kwanzaa
Happy Festivus
Merry Im-a-growch-and-dont-selbrate-anythng
*sniggersnort*
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Happy Birthday Alexander Nikolai!
You may be wondring wher I have ben.
I am preparing for an epic party.
My grandson trrns 1 tday!
So as you can see, we can advrtise and give props tto eechothr tmoro. today, we will have cake.
I am preparing for an epic party.
My grandson trrns 1 tday!
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| he ALLLLLMOST is takng steps |
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| he wl walk all arownd the room tho. loves th window and mirrors |
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| me in my favrit role, Nana |
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| wachin the wheels go round and round |
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| up to no good wth his uncle, my son |
So as you can see, we can advrtise and give props tto eechothr tmoro. today, we will have cake.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Happy Friday!
The reeson for my tiping cannot be explaned more than rite heer! LOL reed this and yuo wil DEF undrstand why auto corect is NOT an awsomcool idea.
SO how are ya? Funny how no matr how th week gos, Friday perks evrbody up dosnt it. Got some spring in yuor step. "TGIF!" No dout about it, Friday is lovd. Whats yuor favrit day and why?
I wrrk from home, so I have a grate boss. She givs me flexbl hours. lets me play SIMS. declares it PJ Day at leest onse a week. yep. got a grate boss. *wink*
Our oldst son just graduatd last summr and is now a phlbotmnst.....a lab guy who takes blood. he rode a bus fr 2 hrs to scool and 2 hrs from scool and had a job at th locl grosry store tthat he walkd to. Now, he was born wth clubbd feet wth complcashns. thay wr bakwrds too. so tthay had to be totly re-bilt. he has had 4 majr surjrys on them. and will have anothr. but this one wil imoblize tth ankl. he has less thn 30% cartlag in his ankls and th srjry is a must have. but hes puttng it off as long as posibl. hes 26. I bring ths up cos walkng is tuff for him. but yuo wdnt no it. and he walkd to wrrk.
NOW, he has a job tthat he lovs. wrrks in an envirmnt he lovs. he dosnt go 'to wrrk' evry day. if yuo do wht yuo love, tthats th magic isnt it! I'v told my kids tths, as othrs have. if yuo do wht yuo love, yuo wil not 'go to wrrk'. make yuor educashn years cownt. milk thm fr all thayr wrrth. be greedy. during ttht time, think of yuorslf. ths is whn yuo get to do wtevr yuo want.
we have 1 down, 4 to go! *smile* thay are amazing peepl, owr kids. thees yung peepl. i'm so blessd.
If yuo ar not in yuor 'favrit plase' at wrrk, i'm shur yuo have ways to 'create' yuor own littl iland. Pleez share!
frm pics to littl bottls of sand frm a vacashn, wht have yuo done to bring some happy? or are yuo doing what yuo love! share!
To be honst, like th name of my blog ses, its taken me a long time to get heer. And ther have ben mountens I had to cross. Vallys of death to walk thru. When I cast my cyrcl of prayr, i am deep in humilty. gratitud. I'm stil on a evry-6-month-rollercoster. but i'm ever gratefl. and most days are Friday for me. *smile*
OK! Worky Worky!
This native glass artist has an incredibl talent tthat just amazes me. Creating tiny glass just leevs me in awe. Itsexpressions shop is a treshur trove. Come, chek it owt.
This next artist is a photographer, and the cards are whimsicl and naturl. BackyardNaturePhotos invites yuo into a magicl back yard. Lets take a look tgethr.
Welp, thanks for sharing a cup of coffee wth me. Have a grate day!
SO how are ya? Funny how no matr how th week gos, Friday perks evrbody up dosnt it. Got some spring in yuor step. "TGIF!" No dout about it, Friday is lovd. Whats yuor favrit day and why?
I wrrk from home, so I have a grate boss. She givs me flexbl hours. lets me play SIMS. declares it PJ Day at leest onse a week. yep. got a grate boss. *wink*
Our oldst son just graduatd last summr and is now a phlbotmnst.....a lab guy who takes blood. he rode a bus fr 2 hrs to scool and 2 hrs from scool and had a job at th locl grosry store tthat he walkd to. Now, he was born wth clubbd feet wth complcashns. thay wr bakwrds too. so tthay had to be totly re-bilt. he has had 4 majr surjrys on them. and will have anothr. but this one wil imoblize tth ankl. he has less thn 30% cartlag in his ankls and th srjry is a must have. but hes puttng it off as long as posibl. hes 26. I bring ths up cos walkng is tuff for him. but yuo wdnt no it. and he walkd to wrrk.
NOW, he has a job tthat he lovs. wrrks in an envirmnt he lovs. he dosnt go 'to wrrk' evry day. if yuo do wht yuo love, tthats th magic isnt it! I'v told my kids tths, as othrs have. if yuo do wht yuo love, yuo wil not 'go to wrrk'. make yuor educashn years cownt. milk thm fr all thayr wrrth. be greedy. during ttht time, think of yuorslf. ths is whn yuo get to do wtevr yuo want.
we have 1 down, 4 to go! *smile* thay are amazing peepl, owr kids. thees yung peepl. i'm so blessd.
If yuo ar not in yuor 'favrit plase' at wrrk, i'm shur yuo have ways to 'create' yuor own littl iland. Pleez share!
frm pics to littl bottls of sand frm a vacashn, wht have yuo done to bring some happy? or are yuo doing what yuo love! share!
To be honst, like th name of my blog ses, its taken me a long time to get heer. And ther have ben mountens I had to cross. Vallys of death to walk thru. When I cast my cyrcl of prayr, i am deep in humilty. gratitud. I'm stil on a evry-6-month-rollercoster. but i'm ever gratefl. and most days are Friday for me. *smile*
OK! Worky Worky!
This native glass artist has an incredibl talent tthat just amazes me. Creating tiny glass just leevs me in awe. Itsexpressions shop is a treshur trove. Come, chek it owt.
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| STELLAR. this braselet is just awe-inspirng. $60 wth $8shipping |
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| THIS is th one i fell in love with. "Cool Rain". $50, wth $8shipping |
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| look at th detaling! $50 wth $8 shipping |
This next artist is a photographer, and the cards are whimsicl and naturl. BackyardNaturePhotos invites yuo into a magicl back yard. Lets take a look tgethr.
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| This is 1 of a 5-card set, $11 with $3shipping. now isnt it Cutetastic!! |
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| Anothr 1 of a 5-card set, $11 with $3shipping. |
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| This is th newest! OMG 5 pics of this rascl! $11 wth $3 shipping |
Thursday, December 9, 2010
The Sun Shines Agen
Do yuo read the bible? I have. 3 times all th way thru. 1 of my favrit verses is "It came to pass...."
isnt tthat grate! It didn't come to STAY! It came to PASS!
Ther are lots of thinggs we can hold ontto tht promis for. Whatevr yuor faith. Ther is a commn goldn thred. Care for the Human Condishn. Worship The Hi Power. Give Thanks.
I can debate theolgy, feel free in comments.
I do want to hold on to tthat thot tho.....'It came to pass"
We oftn are hit by things tthat seem like a forevr-thing. tragdy, loss, pain. But the truth is. It Will Pass.
I lost my dad in '99. The pain i feel tday is as bad as it was then. tthe GILT i felt is NOT as bad. so see, it came to pass.
We have tragedy. My cancer dx was tthat same year. I ignord it for 9mnths. not smart. the battl was extreem. but heer i am. the hard part came to pass. I have stupd crap now tthat i deel wth and that same goldn thred helps me. I no it will pass.
God is not confined. He has many names. He sent His Son to th most civilizd part of th wrrld at tthat time. did yuo notis tthat? he didnt send him to america wher the natives lived, or china, or tibet. it was civiln sosiety, who tthot thay had all the ansrs tthat neededd an atitude ajustmnt, it seems, if yuo take wht th bible ses to hart.
and I just find tthat intresting. cos millions of peepl wake up, and imedtly hit ther nees. or walk owtside, and begin to pray.
If yuo dont reed th bible, ats ok. yuo can see the same testament in othr plases. like i'v just described. and othr ways tthat I havnt evn imagind, I bet.
A remindr tday, to look UP. if yuo keep lookng at th mud puddls during a rain yuo will miss the rainbow. If yuo are getting wet anyway, yuo mite as well danse.
OK! WORKY WORKY!
yestrdays desiners desrv a bettr blog. so I am giving them duo props. Yestrday was a bad day for me. so I'm reposting them.
Heer is a desiner I only wish I cod take full advantage of! Makiemonster's talent and style is only outmachd by her very afordbl prising. Chek it out.
A native american artist, CandythomasGourdArt is just brethtaking. This is a time consumng art, that fundmently by desine makes eech item creatd a 1-of-a-kind. take a look.
Welp thank yuo for sharing a cup of coffee with me. Have a grate day!
isnt tthat grate! It didn't come to STAY! It came to PASS!
Ther are lots of thinggs we can hold ontto tht promis for. Whatevr yuor faith. Ther is a commn goldn thred. Care for the Human Condishn. Worship The Hi Power. Give Thanks.
I can debate theolgy, feel free in comments.
I do want to hold on to tthat thot tho.....'It came to pass"
We oftn are hit by things tthat seem like a forevr-thing. tragdy, loss, pain. But the truth is. It Will Pass.
I lost my dad in '99. The pain i feel tday is as bad as it was then. tthe GILT i felt is NOT as bad. so see, it came to pass.
We have tragedy. My cancer dx was tthat same year. I ignord it for 9mnths. not smart. the battl was extreem. but heer i am. the hard part came to pass. I have stupd crap now tthat i deel wth and that same goldn thred helps me. I no it will pass.
God is not confined. He has many names. He sent His Son to th most civilizd part of th wrrld at tthat time. did yuo notis tthat? he didnt send him to america wher the natives lived, or china, or tibet. it was civiln sosiety, who tthot thay had all the ansrs tthat neededd an atitude ajustmnt, it seems, if yuo take wht th bible ses to hart.
and I just find tthat intresting. cos millions of peepl wake up, and imedtly hit ther nees. or walk owtside, and begin to pray.
If yuo dont reed th bible, ats ok. yuo can see the same testament in othr plases. like i'v just described. and othr ways tthat I havnt evn imagind, I bet.
A remindr tday, to look UP. if yuo keep lookng at th mud puddls during a rain yuo will miss the rainbow. If yuo are getting wet anyway, yuo mite as well danse.
OK! WORKY WORKY!
yestrdays desiners desrv a bettr blog. so I am giving them duo props. Yestrday was a bad day for me. so I'm reposting them.
Heer is a desiner I only wish I cod take full advantage of! Makiemonster's talent and style is only outmachd by her very afordbl prising. Chek it out.
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| THESE are incredbl, hand paintd fully custom, starting at $35, $10shipping |
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| gorgus! just stunning, at $15! free shipping |
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| "For the Love of Reading", stellar at $14, free shipping |
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| Stellar Beuty, for $16, free shipping |
A native american artist, CandythomasGourdArt is just brethtaking. This is a time consumng art, that fundmently by desine makes eech item creatd a 1-of-a-kind. take a look.
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| ABSOLUT MY FAVRIT!!! just LOOK AT THAT!!! $50 wth $5shipping |
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| The intrict web desine acros the top is STELLAR. $140, $5 shipping |
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| I love th detaling. $18, with $3 shipping |
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| This just takes my breth. it is so beutiful. $48 with $5 shipping |
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
WHAT is THAT all ABOWT?!
You no the feeling.
You wake up witth a hedake. Cant get your zippr to wrrk on yuor cote. step in dog crap. spill yuor coffee all ovr yuorslf RITE aftr yuor showr. and yuor stil thinkn, welp its sunny! THATS good!
and tthen
yuo sddnly feel sick to yuor tummy wth the 'down' discomfrrt and all th bathrooms are ocupyd.
tthe vry definishn of "Shitty Day".
But its STILL ok cos the christmas tree is up and ther are cookys in th kichen and itts too cold to ventr owt anyway, so declare it PJ DAY!
aaaaaaaand we'r hafway bak to good.
I've got some new stuff. I wrrkd all day ystrday on calenders for 2011. my frrst at selling. not shur how its gona go. this is an exprmnt. Thay sell for $35, and COST $27 jusst so ya no i'm not stiffin ya. heer thay are, This is my "Back Home" tribute, photography in western Illinois.
Heer is my floral tribute, "Seasons In Color".
This is my wild side, "Wild Things"
SO, we'l see how THAT gos.
ok WORKY WORKY!
Heer is a desiner I only wish I cod take full advantage of! Makiemonster's talent and style is only outmachd by her very afordbl prising. Chek it out.
A native american artist, CandythomasGourdArt is just brethtaking. This is a time consumng art, that fundmently by desine makes eech item creatd a 1-of-a-kind. take a look.
Welp thank yuo for sharing a cup of coffee with me. Have a grate day!
You wake up witth a hedake. Cant get your zippr to wrrk on yuor cote. step in dog crap. spill yuor coffee all ovr yuorslf RITE aftr yuor showr. and yuor stil thinkn, welp its sunny! THATS good!
and tthen
yuo sddnly feel sick to yuor tummy wth the 'down' discomfrrt and all th bathrooms are ocupyd.
tthe vry definishn of "Shitty Day".
But its STILL ok cos the christmas tree is up and ther are cookys in th kichen and itts too cold to ventr owt anyway, so declare it PJ DAY!
aaaaaaaand we'r hafway bak to good.
I've got some new stuff. I wrrkd all day ystrday on calenders for 2011. my frrst at selling. not shur how its gona go. this is an exprmnt. Thay sell for $35, and COST $27 jusst so ya no i'm not stiffin ya. heer thay are, This is my "Back Home" tribute, photography in western Illinois.
Heer is my floral tribute, "Seasons In Color".
This is my wild side, "Wild Things"
SO, we'l see how THAT gos.
ok WORKY WORKY!
Heer is a desiner I only wish I cod take full advantage of! Makiemonster's talent and style is only outmachd by her very afordbl prising. Chek it out.
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| THESE are incredbl, hand paintd fully custom, starting at $35, $10shipping |
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| gorgus! just stunning, at $15! free shipping |
|
| "For the Love of Reading", stellar at $14, free shipping |
|
| Stellar Beuty, for $16, free shipping |
A native american artist, CandythomasGourdArt is just brethtaking. This is a time consumng art, that fundmently by desine makes eech item creatd a 1-of-a-kind. take a look.
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| ABSOLUT MY FAVRIT!!! just LOOK AT THAT!!! $50 wth $5shipping |
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| The intrict web desine acros the top is STELLAR. $140, $5 shipping |
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| I love th detaling. $18, with $3 shipping |
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| This just takes my breth. it is so beutiful. $48 with $5 shipping |
Sunday, December 5, 2010
2nd post today but THIS IS A CUP OF FEEL GOOD HAPPY WE ALL NEED :)
Secret Santas randmly handing owt $100 bills
YES, ther IS good will tward men. and women. and thos in need. It alwas starts wth 1 person, wtth 1 idea. if YUO have an idea, water it. let it grow. tell peepl. let thm get involvd. make it happn. YES YUO CAN make a diffrense. evn if it is just to deside to make eye contact today and smile. and not ttht crazy maniacl smile we keep just to amuse owrslvs! ;)
HEERS TO HOPE!
YES, ther IS good will tward men. and women. and thos in need. It alwas starts wth 1 person, wtth 1 idea. if YUO have an idea, water it. let it grow. tell peepl. let thm get involvd. make it happn. YES YUO CAN make a diffrense. evn if it is just to deside to make eye contact today and smile. and not ttht crazy maniacl smile we keep just to amuse owrslvs! ;)
HEERS TO HOPE!
Shodn't You Buy Me Dinner Frst?
My son is planning a trip to Cali in Janury. In owr ribbing fashn, I askd him as I had seen on th news 2 resnt extreems of the whol 'body scanning' and 'body pat down' whch he was going to choose. Door #1 or Door #2. By now we have all seen the guy who refusd both sayng he didnt buy a sexual assult with his ticket. AND if yuo HAD missed thihs littl nugget of 'in yuor fase', this lady was patted down TWISE.....
ummm WHAT??
Ok so my son sed the scanner is prefrable to him cos he dosnt want anybody tuching him. that wod be my chois too.
Now I no the effrts are to minmize terorism and maxmize safety. so whethr yuo agree or disagree is up for debate! pleez comment! The folowing is purely abowt humor and is not intended to anger anbdy, 'speshly my son's futur pilot....if this had ben an actul insult I wod be waring a fez hat and pointng alot and riting all in caps. This has ben a test of tth Emrgnsy Sara Humr Systmatic Intigratng Tool, ESHIT.
Heers a few of owr ideas if yuo prefer the pat down as opposd to th scanner whch shows ALL soft tissue. let that sink in.....
1. dowse yuorslf in Purel, thn hand it to tth employee and insist ttha do th same. no i NO yuor waring glovs! and i no wher thayv ben! nxt, put on this mask, and i'l put mine on. oh and heer, step into ths surgicl sute. its paper thin! but safe. nothn like a good body condom fr public safety.
2. eet an entire onion and drink 4 rootbeers bfor yuor turn. whn its yuor turn try to burp the ABCs jus like yuo did in colleg.
3. OR eet a good ole bowl of french onion soop and a crock of beens on th side. and pipe a diffrent tune.
4. as thay put ther hands on yuo tto begin th serch, begin to screem as lowd as yuo can. whn tthay stop, startld, just look at thm. whn thay start, screem agen. whn thay try to politely tel yuo to shut up, say 'what? i didnt say anthg!' if thay try to detane yuo, yell lowdly FOR WHAT! SCREEMNG WHN SMBDY GRABS MY TATAS??
5. to speed up th prosess, ths wrks speshly for guys, ask for the pat down offisr's fone #, rasing one eybrow sujestivly. eh? eh? hubba hubba
6. have a pocket full of earthworms. thn whn thay ar discovrd, cry 'CRAP! ther gos th secret earthworm spy sect! i supose yuo have send them back? what abowt th redhead earthwrrm, can SHE stay??'
Welp tthats all I have on THAT fr now. feel free to add yuor own! and I may pick this up latere.
WORKY WORKY!
No secrt, I love shopping. tthats why this part of my blog is so fun. This nxt desiner is 'fluent' in purses and gorgus pillows, meet GraceDesign's Shop. I totly fell in love wth tthe butterfly cluch of corse. but look at tth othr stuff!
Heers a shop we mustt peek in to....SilverBeachSeaGlass by jewelry desiner Kathy Fry is full of lovly 1-of-a-kind gifts. Ther's alot of sea glass avalabl, but this shop is in itts own cclass. From hand choosng eech peese of glass, polishng it til it practly beems, to desining what it wil become, choosng just th rite medium, hammering silvr, etc....its all meticulsy done wth care. and as yuo can see, eech peese is a true wrrkk of art.
ok this is wher I get to plug my OWN shop, hehehe Welcom to my world, wont yuo come in?
It is not too late for custom christmas cards. Yuo can choose mine, mix and match(YES i WILL discount for tthat, just contact me bfor ordering)
AND
I can use yuor own favrit photograph, editing provided free of charg. I speshlize in vintage editing, taking the 'old' owt of yuor cherishd memrys and imortlizng them onse agen. So consider a DVD or a photo book made espeshly for yuo or yuor lovd one. I'v had sets of DVDs made for famlys, whch I thot was cool.
Heer, check out some of my own photos that are good for cards, or photo groopings for the holidays.
welp, thank yuo for sharing yuor coffee wth me this morning. Have a grate day!
ummm WHAT??
Ok so my son sed the scanner is prefrable to him cos he dosnt want anybody tuching him. that wod be my chois too.
Now I no the effrts are to minmize terorism and maxmize safety. so whethr yuo agree or disagree is up for debate! pleez comment! The folowing is purely abowt humor and is not intended to anger anbdy, 'speshly my son's futur pilot....if this had ben an actul insult I wod be waring a fez hat and pointng alot and riting all in caps. This has ben a test of tth Emrgnsy Sara Humr Systmatic Intigratng Tool, ESHIT.
Heers a few of owr ideas if yuo prefer the pat down as opposd to th scanner whch shows ALL soft tissue. let that sink in.....
1. dowse yuorslf in Purel, thn hand it to tth employee and insist ttha do th same. no i NO yuor waring glovs! and i no wher thayv ben! nxt, put on this mask, and i'l put mine on. oh and heer, step into ths surgicl sute. its paper thin! but safe. nothn like a good body condom fr public safety.
2. eet an entire onion and drink 4 rootbeers bfor yuor turn. whn its yuor turn try to burp the ABCs jus like yuo did in colleg.
3. OR eet a good ole bowl of french onion soop and a crock of beens on th side. and pipe a diffrent tune.
4. as thay put ther hands on yuo tto begin th serch, begin to screem as lowd as yuo can. whn tthay stop, startld, just look at thm. whn thay start, screem agen. whn thay try to politely tel yuo to shut up, say 'what? i didnt say anthg!' if thay try to detane yuo, yell lowdly FOR WHAT! SCREEMNG WHN SMBDY GRABS MY TATAS??
5. to speed up th prosess, ths wrks speshly for guys, ask for the pat down offisr's fone #, rasing one eybrow sujestivly. eh? eh? hubba hubba
6. have a pocket full of earthworms. thn whn thay ar discovrd, cry 'CRAP! ther gos th secret earthworm spy sect! i supose yuo have send them back? what abowt th redhead earthwrrm, can SHE stay??'
Welp tthats all I have on THAT fr now. feel free to add yuor own! and I may pick this up latere.
WORKY WORKY!
No secrt, I love shopping. tthats why this part of my blog is so fun. This nxt desiner is 'fluent' in purses and gorgus pillows, meet GraceDesign's Shop. I totly fell in love wth tthe butterfly cluch of corse. but look at tth othr stuff!
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| $70 wth $18shipping, LOVE the desine |
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| $26 and $14shipping, isnt this gorgus? |
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| $45 and $10shipping, and LOOK how she kept tthe pattrn! |
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| This is SUEDE! for $30 and $8shipping |
Heers a shop we mustt peek in to....SilverBeachSeaGlass by jewelry desiner Kathy Fry is full of lovly 1-of-a-kind gifts. Ther's alot of sea glass avalabl, but this shop is in itts own cclass. From hand choosng eech peese of glass, polishng it til it practly beems, to desining what it wil become, choosng just th rite medium, hammering silvr, etc....its all meticulsy done wth care. and as yuo can see, eech peese is a true wrrkk of art.
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| i adore this, just look at all the atten! $34 wth $2shipping |
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| Rare Red, this is calld Amanda's Red, $42 wth $2shipping |
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| more than glass, the pottery she uses is stellar, $32 wth $2 shipping |
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| delicat cornflowr blue, $20 wth $2shipping |
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| Elegant White, $32 wth $2shipping |
ok this is wher I get to plug my OWN shop, hehehe Welcom to my world, wont yuo come in?
It is not too late for custom christmas cards. Yuo can choose mine, mix and match(YES i WILL discount for tthat, just contact me bfor ordering)
AND
I can use yuor own favrit photograph, editing provided free of charg. I speshlize in vintage editing, taking the 'old' owt of yuor cherishd memrys and imortlizng them onse agen. So consider a DVD or a photo book made espeshly for yuo or yuor lovd one. I'v had sets of DVDs made for famlys, whch I thot was cool.
Heer, check out some of my own photos that are good for cards, or photo groopings for the holidays.
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