Ben playing hooky.
I'm an Aquarius thru and thru, and am stellar whn it comes to avoidng things by abstract desine. "Well, I'l just take 1 day off. its my brrthday!"
"well, now its Valntines day! tthats a holiday, rite?"
"well it seems kinda silly to starrt wrrk on a Wednsday"
"Thursday is Friday-Eve, now c'mon."
i'v ben a brat. and even now. lol no motivashn. Anybody els having tthat?
Well, when I get to tthat low, its time for some funnys. "Against the force of laughter, nothing can stand", Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain.
CAREFUL CLICKING! TITLE NOT A JOKE!!! ~ Naked Burgler Stealing Sausage vid
oh YES he did!
if yuo need some 'happy', click heer and then click anywher in the dark. SO FUN! i promis, yuo will do it agen and agen!
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
Now a cupl nice....
Flighty, carefree. Dragonflies symbolize whirlwind, swiftness and activity. The dragonfly is an important insect in Zuni legend where they are shamanistic creatures with supernatural powers. In Hopi rock art, the dragonfly is symbolized by a vertical line with two or sometimes one, horizontal cross line.Slip into a beautiful shop.....Cherokee Artist Joni Stinson
I hope you enjoyd this. Thanks for kickng me in the ass. And sharing a cup of coffee with me. Have a grate day!
Fun - I'm Aquarius too, ha, ha, and know exactly what you mean! Joni's necklace is a beauty and I had fun with the flowers. Now to check out the sausage snatcher. Thanks Sarah!
ReplyDeleteTel me whacha thot bout the burglr! Bahahah!
ReplyDeleteSuper cool Sara. Love the segue into the Hopi rock art and Joni's necklace is stunning to say the least!
ReplyDeleteYou are the best and love the joke!!
OMG that blonde joke just got me going. ROFL
ReplyDeleteGreat post about Joni's necklace.
LOL on the weiner napper.
good blond joke hahahaha
ReplyDeletelol...great blond joke :D Have you heard this one?
ReplyDeleteWoman with contractor in house to review remodeling idea's...as she went from room to room, detailing her idea's she found it disturbing that when she'd finished talking he would lean out the window and shout " green side up"
This happened in the kitchen, the living room, the master bedroom and finally she could stand it no more and asked him what he thought he was doing.
He replied.... "i've a crew of blonds laying sod next door" ;) giggle
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